March 2012
guys: hey babe wat up
me: the male engaged in social mating behavior and awaited a response from the female indicating her willingness to mate
whoa that text post was on queue from like a few weeks ago and i was literally thinking about the same thing a few minutes ago, this can’t be a coincidence!
i realized something kind of interesting
green used to be one of “my” colors, it was always blue and green, but then i had a bad breakup, and changed a lot as a person (in a good way though) and green kinda got replaced with orange
also as i grew up more (like teenager maturity -> more adult maturity) brown became one of them too
snake venom, ancient ocean reptiles, snake skulls, the evolution of feathers and flying, dinosaur eggs, crocodiles caring for their babies, Galapagos marine iguanas, geology….just a normal day at school
cookiemonztr replied to your post: it’s official, i’m the master of biology
so teach me something?
sendingicebergs replied to your post: it’s official, i’m the master of biology
Cool, teach me the basics.
well for starters you should know that marine iguanas in the galapagos islands form piles of iguanas at night and they go diving for seaweed and sit in the sun during the day and sneeze out...
some but not all of my female facebook friends are in college
90% of the ones in college are in a sorority
and guess what 90% of their facebook statuses are about
that’s right, their sorority 4 life
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it’s official, i’m the master of biology
cosmo tip #153
expertcosmotips:
become his penis
“Life is purposeless. Don’t be shocked. The whole idea of purpose is wrong — it...”
– Osho (via moreofamore)
ahhhh my dashboard is like porn zone 2012 right now and I’m in a public place so people probably think I’m some kind of sex pervert
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in a shocking discovery today it became clear that it doesn’t really matter how long you’ve liked a band
